The best story I know is the one about an economic forecaster who was sitting in front of his computer one night, and all of a sudden, a genie came out of the tube and told him that he was his personal genie. He could have anything he wanted, but he had one wish, only one wish. But that wish could be anything he wanted.
So the economist, who had been in the business for about 25 years, the forecaster had, and he wasn't doing as well as he would like financially. He thought for a while and he said. Tell you what I'd like to have as my one wish. I'd like to have $10 billion. That'll make me the richest, certainly the richest economic forecaster in the world.
Well, when he said, the genie got a very frightened look on his face, and said, you know, I'm a genie and I've got a lot of magic.
But that's a lot of money; that's a tall order. Just in case I can't pull it off how about giving me a backup wish? So the forecaster thought long and hard finally he said, you know, I'll tell you what, my backup wish is I've forecasting now for 25 years and my backup wish is that this year, in '96, I get my economic forecast right. The genie just looked at him and said I'll have the money for you in the morning!